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  • mirror-night:

    aconfusedbird:

    [audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] 

    i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    • 6 years ago
    • 906616 notes
  • thaebae:
“curvycorinneranga:
“ spitefulreality:
“ hermes-whore:
“ maryburgers:
“ maryburgers:
“ riskpig:
“ luthienebonyx:
“ telanu:
“ britney2007spears:
“ hoodoo-hoodlum:
“ I’m so mad because this worked
”
help me roger
”
Reblogging myself...

    thaebae:

    curvycorinneranga:

    spitefulreality:

    hermes-whore:

    maryburgers:

    maryburgers:

    riskpig:

    luthienebonyx:

    telanu:

    britney2007spears:

    hoodoo-hoodlum:

    I’m so mad because this worked

    help me roger

    Reblogging myself because

    image

    Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

    Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

    O_O

    ………my friend has made me curious

    help me roger

    Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

    let’s do it, roger

    Roger helppppp

    I need you Roger!

    ROGER PLEASE

    (via may)

    • 6 years ago
    • 3149589 notes
  • supersexyawesomeness:
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    supersexyawesomeness:

    image

    (via idkhumor)

    • 7 years ago
    • 1931206 notes
  • dickzoned:
“aidadoesdoodles:
“ billshitposts:
“ ghara2:
“ lily-d247:
“ afatblackfairy:
“ sniggadoodles:
“ lisa-beignet:
“ theincognegra:
“ This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
”
“I’m getting back in line.” ”
OKAY but i just...

    dickzoned:

    aidadoesdoodles:

    billshitposts:

    ghara2:

    lily-d247:

    afatblackfairy:

    sniggadoodles:

    lisa-beignet:

    theincognegra:

    This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

    “I’m getting back in line.”

    OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

    image

    THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

    BLESS ME PATRICK

    PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

    @billshitposts

    *rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

    Can i just *Gets in line*…there

    Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

    (via zackisontumblr)

    • 7 years ago
    • 1421549 notes
  • dennys:
“ teenygiraffe:
“ hetastucklovechild:
“ dennys:
“ good luck, crispies
”
OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in...

    dennys:

    teenygiraffe:

    hetastucklovechild:

    dennys:

    good luck, crispies

    OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 DAYS LATER I CHECK MY GRADES AND WHOOP DE FUCKING DO ALL MY CLASSES HAD A LEAST A B AND I GOT THE A IN SCIENCE

    DUDE IT REALLY DOES WORK I passed my philosophy class with a C even though I missed 4 of the 6 quizzes and turned in my final paper a week late

    you doubted? believe, crispies

    (via laughcentre)

    • 8 years ago
    • 1170895 notes
  • Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

    mexicanthighs:

    smartwata:

    trapbvby:

    feels-ships-lunars:

    thelunarchroniclesthoughts:

    missprincessdancingsunshine:

    prettylittleliarsfan901:

    shippinglucaya:

    riarkling:

    bitchwithwifivevo:

    celestialkeyprincess:

    crazy-fairy-br:

    blondespancakes:

    insidethe99:

    patrick-kanes-nose:

    i-likethesummer-rain:

    queenprotein:

    stardusttx:

    twirliest:

    steampoweredplayer:

    lollie-pond:

    larryismyhallelujah:

    thetasrose:

    peachy-blisss:

    myswagisnice:

    I love my mom.

    image

    I am risking nothing

    image

    I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

    Will not risk.

    image

    sorry followers :(

    omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

    Why’re you being mean to my mum?

    goddamn it

    Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

    Koop

    This has 1.2 million reblogs …
    Ps not riskin it

    1.4 almost
    ps not risking it

    Fuck this post

    2.5 million notes I hate myself

    I reblogged this twice now

    I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

    Not taking a fucking chance

    Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

    No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

    How dare you

    Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

    i can’t risk it

    sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

    Sorry I can’t risk it

    Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

    Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

    2.8 million notes

    CANT RISK IT

    Sorry guys

    sorry 😩

    IM NOT RISKING IT

    (via guy)

    • 8 years ago
    • 4731647 notes
  • buzzfeed:

    Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

    Go read this. It’s really important.

    Be kind to one another.

    (via tumblrgym)

    Source: bzfd.it
    • 8 years ago
    • 457642 notes
  • herwildamnself:

    thempress:

    alphasandassociates:

    babycakesbriauna:

    akvela:

    sohmahatsuharu:

    yeah i would’ve knocked him tf out too lmao

    Yesssss!!!! Omg!

    @goodvibes-floatin

    image

    Can we talk about how ALL THE MEN sat there and let that woman be harassed while ever woman in earshot called his as out and finally one knocked him the fuck out.

    Only women protect women

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    • 8 years ago
    • 848460 notes
  • mazmoney:
“ what did humans do to deserve dogs
”

    mazmoney:

    what did humans do to deserve dogs

    (via laughcentre)

    • 8 years ago
    • 715364 notes
  • lzbo:

    sniffing:

    where is this kids oscar

    (boyfriend eating as girlfriend stares)

    Boyfriend: “Babe, what?”
    Girlfriend: “Ay, I don’t know. It’s that your food looks good. Let me try it.”
    Boyfriend: “Babe, you’re literally eating the same thing as me.”
    Girlfriend: “I know, but like, yours looks better! Let me - dame un pedasito bro!” [“give me a piece bro”]
    Boyfriend: (annoyed) “Here.”
    Girlfriend: “Ay, baby, that’s a really big piece.”
    Boyfriend: (sighs) “Here.”
    Girlfriend: “B-babe! Oh my god, que aggressivo, bro, relax!” [“how aggressive”]
    Boyfriend: “Oh my god, forget it!”

    (via laughcentre)

    • 8 years ago
    • 342885 notes
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