Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
OKAY IM GOING TO SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. IT WORKED. IT FUCKING WORKED I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THOUGH ‘well fuck it might as well i mean i need the fucking A in science’ AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 DAYS LATER I CHECK MY GRADES AND WHOOP DE FUCKING DO ALL MY CLASSES HAD A LEAST A B AND I GOT THE A IN SCIENCE
DUDE IT REALLY DOES WORK I passed my philosophy class with a C even though I missed 4 of the 6 quizzes and turned in my final paper a week late
Can we talk about how ALL THE MEN sat there and let that woman be harassed while ever woman in earshot called his as out and finally one knocked him the fuck out.
Boyfriend: “Babe, what?” Girlfriend: “Ay, I don’t know. It’s that your food looks good. Let me try it.” Boyfriend: “Babe, you’re literally eating the same thing as me.” Girlfriend: “I know, but like, yours looks better! Let me - dame un pedasito bro!” [“give me a piece bro”] Boyfriend: (annoyed) “Here.” Girlfriend: “Ay, baby, that’s a really big piece.” Boyfriend: (sighs) “Here.” Girlfriend: “B-babe! Oh my god, que aggressivo, bro, relax!” [“how aggressive”] Boyfriend: “Oh my god, forget it!”